speaking of best times to not quote the jackulator9000, when my aunt and uncle whom I haven't seen in over a decade stopped by for a barbeque - we got around to talking about what I did with myself and I'm telling them about the site, and after my uncle, ex football coach and math teacher, and someone who doesn't 'do the internet' and doesn't own a computer appears genuinely amused and tells me the idea of a jack nicholson soundboard is really interesting I feel empowered to say, "Yeah, and I have so many audio files to work with I can basically make him say anything I want..."
when it comes time to pick the zaniest, most hilarious custom quote I've made over the last two years, out of all the thousands upon thousands of files what should pop into my head, while simultaneously blocking all other candidates from entry but "I shat myself blue fucking the garbage man"
of course I said it, and although thankfully the moment passed quickly, he was visibly shocked
thinking back I cannot believe I actually uttered that phrase in front of my aunt and uncle, and as an example of my skill in splicing bits and pieces of audio files together - dear lord
