Jack is an asshole

[CrankCallingYou]

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[World Circus]

Great set of calls...the "investigate me" and "live without the wisecracks" lines were perfectly placed


btw I complained earlier I couldnt hear your calls, now I can...youre progressing very well

keep it up... youre one of the few members who are still churning out Jack calls

[World Circus]

Oh wait the "not hearing you thing" was a different person..never mind
good calls!!

[Torico]

real good, love the colonel theme 

[Sir? what do ya think?]

in some parts, jack sounds real serious and in others sound pathetically stoned

"why are you talking about queers?" "this is ridiculous, it's that simple"

"i'll answer the question, you have to ask me nicely" lol.

the vegetable line was the best lol, what the fuck is going on?

"wait, i've got a better idea, maybe we could live without the wise cracks" nice

"you said you could help me!" always loved that line.

hehe, "i come from hell, my grandmother has more attitude than you, do you get me sweetheart" love how she didn't know how to respond to that one.

"why are you calling us" "i dunno" lol, best response ever in my opinion.

[Iceman]

am i alone when i say this
when jack shouts "ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO ME OR NOT" he sounds like bruce willis 

real good, love the colonel theme

[Torico]

you're right he does 

[CallMeBronco]

another great call!

I too liked the use of the "you wanna investigate me roll the dice and take your chances" line.

why r u calling?
"Idunno"
Maybe you should call someone else.
"So be it."  --great ending

[christiankur]

good work

[christiankur]

great call! 

[Rygel]

  Jack is a big old jerk here and he likes it!  lol