"Arnold's Escort calls Escort Service" and "Chinaman Calls my Little Brother"

[KaptainTrips]

Here are my first two prank calls I've made with Skype.  They are newbie quality but this is a rough learning curve   The audio has quite a bit of 'pops' in it as I need to tweak my audio settings or figure out a better way to pipe sound into my microphone jack (I'm using a Y-splitter).

Arnold's Escort Calls Escort Service:   
I made a soundboard last night using the audio of W3b's call and called a escort service this afternoon using it.



Chinaman Calls My Little Brother: 
This is my first prank call.  I used W3b's Chinaman soundboard for this one.


ed: Oops, thanks for the heads-up, Teleprankster.  Corrected links.

[Geocide]

Both of the YouTube links link to the same page, Arnold's Escort Calls Escort Service.

[houseman]

You should call a police station with Arnold's escort because she keeps saying "You're a cop" and such.

The second call was great.

[Slenkar]

the chinaman call was making me not able to breathe, crazy man

[w3b]

I'll finish the Arnold's escort board ASAP KapTrip.  I'm so busy you wouldn't believe it.  I got some calls to the this girl no one else has so i'm gonna give you a definitive board.

[dannydevito]

The first call with the escort - the guy reminds me of someone from a Jack call.  I think he was a car salesman and he had that same laugh.  He ended up telling Jack that he didn't want his 'fucking business' too, I think...

Have to listen to the chinaman call now...

[Wildapes]

The first soundboard would go well with the chris hanson one.


surprised the guy stuck on the line so long with the chinaman board. cockmedley haha. Sounds like something Jackulator would say.

muthafuck does surprisingly sound like ywnwanafuk 

[Geocide]

The call to your Little Brother was funny because he kept thinking that the Chinaman was saying, "Wanna fuck?"

[jackulator]

love the victim board calls  pretty impressive stuff man - timing and responses were right on

[jackulator]

"this is the weirdest fucking phone call" hahahaha

I've heard like three calls with this voice already -but it's so hilariuos ahahahaha

"tell me very slowly" the peevish redneck with a heart hahaaa

love how it just loops back to the beginning again with what's your name again hahaha

jeeesus - about time - over five minutes in "I'm hanging up because you don't have anything to say."

omg

"you need help?" I can already tell it's gonna go full circle again with the name at about 7:00

I can't believe how well you kept him going with only a handful of clips - absolutely unbelievable 

omg... sure enough 8:30... jesus this guy must be stoned or something - "I'm gonna make you hang up on me though."

holy shit that's one of the best endings I've ever heard on a soundboard prank - my face hurts a little

whew.

[mari]

Wow, this is such a perverted call..Paris has a filthy whore mouth..hahahaha
This is really great! 

[Snafu]

Top top stuff, rare 5/5. 2nd call had me gasping for oxygen

[Dr.Martini]

Here's a challenge: try to drink whilst listening to the chinaman call. I tried and it went everywhere!

Chinaman: Is thes the police?
Brother: Yeah.
Chinaman: "You wanna fuck?"

 

[XximbarxX]

"i like hardcore, rough sex" "well who the hell don't?"
hahaha