Birch

[w3b]

 

[27-77]

I thought it was funny. Short but funny.

[Slenkar]

have you ever lost a leg? er........ no

nice one

[jackulator]

how would you lose a removable body part and not call around about it until the next day

reminds me of that king missile song detachable penis:

...After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete...

[w3b]

I have one that's much funnier than this.  I used the "circumcised?" line and the guy, out of the blue, said "no i'm not gay are you?". 

[XximbarxX]

that was fairly good