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« on: October 02, 2008, 11:47:28 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ea5xw2_UuQ&t=5s
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 12:49:47 pm »

Where did these lines come from? "Go fuck an eskimo!" Did he really say that? If so was it to Hillary or McCain?  cheesy

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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 02:53:40 pm »

martini we already establish that question....itss in his audiobook... and i think it's towards sarah palin who from alaska geesh martini brush up on your politics lol
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 11:33:36 pm »

man I thought I already heard this one haha - great call 'tell it like it is" cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 12:06:19 am »

martini we already establish that question....itss in his audiobook... and i think it's towards sarah palin who from alaska geesh martini brush up on your politics lol

For fuck's sake, I have the audiobook. It was released in 2006, long before Palin became the Governor of Alaska. Those quotes are not in the audiobook. Stop with the stupidity.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 07:22:11 am »

martini we already establish that question....itss in his audiobook... and i think it's towards sarah palin who from alaska geesh martini brush up on your politics lol

For fuck's sake, I have the audiobook. It was released in 2006, long before Palin became the Governor of Alaska. Those quotes are not in the audiobook. Stop with the stupidity.

Really? They had to have come from somewhere, and if it's an impersonator he's good.

RussW (soundboardking) told me they were from an audiobook. I guess to find out we'd have to ask the guy who made it.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 12:59:45 pm »

The best part of the newsroom call is how the first woman ACTUALLY believed it was Barack. Barack's greeting of "HELLO!?" kinda makes it seem like he's fumbling around with papers on the campaign bus while not knowing who he's speaking with - like a campaign advisor just handed him a phone and told him to talk to these people.

Then "I'm Barack Obama" and her laugh and asking "is that your real name?" and the serious "Yes, Yes" just makes it classic.  cool cool
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 10:55:41 am »

THIS IS GENIUS

She puts her superior on the phone hahaha
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2009, 11:42:19 pm »

Haha, did he really say go fuck an eskimo? Great call.
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 06:18:52 pm »

senator barack obama.

Sounds a little proud of himself when he says that lol.

fave line on that board is "that's just how white folks will do ya" cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 05:33:40 pm »

 cheesy i love the last line: "I drank heavily, tried durgs enthusiasticlly"

I wanna hear Barack say "Go fuck an Eskimo" to the AIG people! angry
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2009, 10:34:49 am »

martini we already establish that question....itss in his audiobook... and i think it's towards sarah palin who from alaska geesh martini brush up on your politics lol


For fuck's sake, I have the audiobook. It was released in 2006, long before Palin became the Governor of Alaska. Those quotes are not in the audiobook. Stop with the stupidity.

Really? They had to have come from somewhere, and if it's an impersonator he's good.

RussW (soundboardking) told me they were from an audiobook. I guess to find out we'd have to ask the guy who made it.


no killing_joke is wrong - I have both of his books in pdf format - I forget which one it is, but just do a search for the word bitch and it takes you right to the place where he says all that stuff - he was paraphrasing someone else though  cheesy
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