in some parts, jack sounds real serious and in others sound pathetically stoned
"why are you talking about queers?" "this is ridiculous, it's that simple"
"i'll answer the question, you have to ask me nicely" lol.
the vegetable line was the best lol, what the fuck is going on?
"wait, i've got a better idea, maybe we could live without the wise cracks" nice
"you said you could help me!" always loved that line.
hehe, "i come from hell, my grandmother has more attitude than you, do you get me sweetheart" love how she didn't know how to respond to that one.
"why are you calling us" "i dunno" lol, best response ever in my opinion.