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« on: February 28, 2011, 12:25:19 am »

We still haven't uploaded the very first batch of calls (the ones with Alex instead of Michael), but we're working on it.

Here's the gay catering call.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BPToUXr34HA&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/BPToUXr34HA&rel=0</a>

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 12:31:27 am »

Here's the christmas tree call.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SI1rFZCWQdQ&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/SI1rFZCWQdQ&rel=0</a>
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 12:32:44 am »

The Taco Pizza call:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/VoHrzMTco1g&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/VoHrzMTco1g&rel=0</a>

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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2011, 12:33:47 am »

And finally, the Andy call...
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/GI93XXvoNbw&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/GI93XXvoNbw&rel=0</a>

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2011, 07:29:18 am »

Great calls! Thanks for sharing cool
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2011, 03:30:54 pm »

We still haven't uploaded the very first batch of calls (the ones with Alex instead of Michael), but we're working on it.

Here's the gay catering call.


I'm loving this!  grin The British accent helps bring some flavor to the computerized voice. The constant questions about whether gay people like X food  is awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 04:54:41 pm »

HAHAHA oh my god this is hilarious, especially the taco pizza.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 11:52:38 pm »

Thanks for all your comments guys! We'll have some more uploaded in no time.


Keep an eye out for a new character, the drunken Irishman  cheesy.
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2011, 07:54:18 pm »

Are you gonna have more of these posted soon? That was 2 goddamn weeks ago!  lipsrsealed I love these so much, the voice is so ridiculous, it's amazing!  grin
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 09:37:24 pm »

For some reason I can't delete this last post, and as anybody can see, those audio links don't link to anything. Can a moderator please delete the post, and somebody help me understand how to take my upload and post it to this thread.
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 09:46:42 pm »

Aww too bad they don't work... I still don't know exactly how you make these calls, unless you cut a lot of silence out... All the TTS stuff I use is slow as hell. angry Either way, they're really funny, sounds like very Jackulator-influenced stuff.  lipsrsealed
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 10:05:49 pm »

For some reason I can't delete this last post, and as anybody can see, those audio links don't link to anything. Can a moderator please delete the post, and somebody help me understand how to take my upload and post it to this thread.


I removed the post, but before doing that I downloaded the calls and listened to them, those were hilarious. I tried to reupload them to the ftp and fixing the links but you must save the files in MP3 format for that to work, audacity wont let me convert them. I don't know how the others do it, but for me I just log onto the FTP and then post it like this:

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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 10:20:20 pm »

The FTP? What is that? Do I have an FTP?
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 10:28:40 pm »

FTP=file transfer protocol, only certain members have a folder on there. I hardly use it but when I do I use a program called filezilla. Maybe Jack can set you up.

Honestly it's so much easier uploading to youtube, anyways.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 10:41:08 pm »

I can't wait for the new calls!
metalboss do you have audacity set up to use ffmpeg? That enables it to open and convert almost any audio. More information on that is here http://manual.audacityteam.org/index.php?title=FAQ:Installation_and_Plug-Ins#installffmpeg
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2011, 10:44:51 pm »

Fifteen Lobsters

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Ellen Is Busy

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Tears Of A Cratche

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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2011, 11:09:01 pm »

Sorry for the confusion, the playback should work properly now.
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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2011, 11:14:14 pm »

I can't wait for the new calls!
metalboss do you have audacity set up to use ffmpeg? That enables it to open and convert almost any audio. More information on that is here http://manual.audacityteam.org/index.php?title=FAQ:Installation_and_Plug-Ins#installffmpeg


Hey thanks for this, by the way.
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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2011, 11:50:22 pm »

That hold music was ridiculously amazing... Was that the drunken irishman? Mr. Cratche must not seem so bad to them once that guy starts talking...
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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2011, 01:49:27 pm »

Yeah, we intended to get the most annoying hold music possible, I think we may have gone above and beyond that.  cool

We kind of wanted the irishman to be like Cratche's drunken friend, who upon hearing that the fryers are down, seizes the phone and informs the pizza lady that she's "interferin' with his business!".

Also, the long pauses in the Ellen call were intentional. We get a kick out of saying maybe two words then waiting for them to check to see if we're still there. Did anybody catch some of the new "nonsense" words we've been using?
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