The "Classic" Cratche Calls

[Lounge Lizard]

For some reason, in the Official Michael Cratche thread I was unable to add the mp3s (the button would not show up), but then I figured we'd keep these calls separate anyway, and reserve the other thread strictly for new Cratche calls.

Here are all the original Michael Cratche calls, featuring the lovable sociopathic rapist, Alex.

Lobster Hangup

Goddamn Turkey

Christmas Peppers

Live Like A Lobster

Michael Hunt Enjoys Peppers

Phone Number Screw Up

Turkey Love

Michael Cratche Gotta Eat

Italian Lobster Surprise

Enjoy! 

[Lounge Lizard]

Could somebody edit out the last three calls, for whatever reason, the entire calls were not uploaded. Something must have happened to my internet connection when I uploaded those ones.