Official Michael Cratche Thread

[gortgorb]

I noticed the nonsense words during the lobster call. "Itchstuffiss"
I love the way he says lobster. "I want some Lobsta" 

[Lounge Lizard]

He loves his "lobsta".

Here's some news. Quote Unquote Lizard finally uncovered the five original classics featuring Alex. These were the calls that started it all. I'll have them uploaded tomorrow.

[Quote Unquote Lizard]

I still don't know exactly how you make these calls, unless you cut a lot of silence out... All the TTS stuff I use is slow as hell.

I wrote a custom Mac application that allows us to respond very, *very*, fast. In the early calls, I cut out some silence, but almost nothing is cut from our newer calls (the Andy call, for example). I've even been leaving some long pauses in because I think they're funny.  

[Quote Unquote Lizard]

Fifteen Lobsters

Ellen Is Busy

Tears Of A Cratche

                                                                                                                             

@AmygdalAHHH! - These three calls aren't edited or cut at all.

[Amygdala]

Ah ok, I don't know much about Mac stuff, I get how you do it now though... It's just weird to hear a computer voice that can talk so fast. 
Good job.  - I think the best part is when you say their name... Makes it more... personal and... creepy. 

[Quote Unquote Lizard]

I've been wanting to do this for a long time, so I did it now.

2001: A Cratche Odyssey

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/x508EaVb414&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/x508EaVb414&rel=0</a>

[Zamot]

Haha awesome! It would also be fun to hear him call other places than restaurants, this guy could really become a character.

[gortgorb]

I've been wanting to do this for a long time, so I did it now.

2001: A Cratche Odyssey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x508EaVb414

Hahahaha